Nov
30
This recently christened my ears:
“The bathroom smelled like crabs - no the pubic kind, the Maryland kind.” I said this to Heather when leaving the loo at the Standard Tap. Of course the next question was, “What do pubic crabs smell like?” I would imagine like this.
“The bathroom smelled like crabs - no the pubic kind, the Maryland kind.” I said this to Heather when leaving the loo at the Standard Tap. Of course the next question was, “What do pubic crabs smell like?” I would imagine like this.