Nov
6
This recently christened my ears:
“I chased a cockroach into my toaster.” Via Jason Santa Maria, who instant messaged me that tidbit he heard Liz Danzico say. Apparently, a cockroach scampered for shelter in her toaster in a frantic attempt to escape certain death. The only thing that suffered that fate was the toaster, which was promptly discarded.
“I chased a cockroach into my toaster.” Via Jason Santa Maria, who instant messaged me that tidbit he heard Liz Danzico say. Apparently, a cockroach scampered for shelter in her toaster in a frantic attempt to escape certain death. The only thing that suffered that fate was the toaster, which was promptly discarded.