MyMaidens.com

My name is Greg Hoy. The gig here is to document things I've never heard people say or things I see I've never seen before. I call them "maidens". I doubt I'll ever be able to say "Now I've heard everything" or "I've seen it all", but this should help me keep track.

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Nov 1
I've never seen this. Never ever: This was Poplar Street, outside the Happy Cog Philadelphia offices. Some guys were unloading lumber from a truck and decided this method would be sufficient to close the entire street. Sorry for the warped pic. This was Poplar Street, outside the Happy Cog Philadelphia offices. Some guys were unloading lumber from a truck and decided this method would be sufficient to close the entire street. Sorry for the warped pic.
Posted at 9:38pm

Nov 1
This recently christened my ears:
“My dad’s coming Wednesday to bring me the cheese.” Jenn Lukas, referring to her father, a cheese distribution kingpin, who was to bring assloads of cheese for her annual cheese party.
Posted at 9:31pm

Nov 1
This recently christened my ears:
“The ratio of goo to cookie is two to one.” Rob Weychert, at work, after opening a package of Dunkaroos and marveling over the generous serving of sweet, sweet icing.
Posted at 9:01pm

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